Some Annoying, Pretentious and Useless Business Jargon…

“Jargon masks real meaning,” says Jennifer Chatman, management professor at the University of California-Berkeley’s Haas School of Business. “People use it as a substitute for thinking hard and clearly about their goals and the direction that they want to give others.”

That said, here is a glossary of some of the most annoying business jargon:

  1. Core Competency
  2. Buy-In
  3. S.W.A.T. Team
  4. Swim Lane
  5. Empower
  6. Drinking the Kool-Aid
  7. Move the Needle
  8. Open the Kimono
  9. Bleeding Edge
  10. Tiger Teams
  11. Burning Platform
  12. Lots of Moving Parts
  13. Corporate Values
  14. Make Hay
  15. Scaleable
  16. Best Practice
  17. Think Outside the Box
  18. Ducks in a Row
  19. Ecosystem
  20. Solution
  21. Leverage
  22. Vertical
  23. Over the Wall
  24. Full Service
  25. Drill Down
  26. It is What it Is
  27. Robust
  28. Take Offline
  29. Synergize
  30. Learnings
  31. Boil the Ocean
  32. Reach Out
  33. Hard Stop
  34. Punt
  35. Impact
  36. Giving 110%
  37. Body of Work
  38. Let’s Talk That
  39. Price Point
  40. Take it to the Next Level
  41. Cut and Dry
  42. Out of Pocket
  43. Window of Opportunity
  44. Low-Hanging Fruit
  45. Peel the Onion

 

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